Funny Status Updates For Facebook 2011


Funny Status Updates For Facebook 2011

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Funny Status Updates For Facebook 2011

Hurt Love Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper +1 Share No matter how many times you shatter, there will always be dust left. :< (Mike Seriously) - The awkward moment when youre trying to get over someone you never even dated. (Harley Quinn) - I am more excited to see my suitcase come down the luggage carousel at an airport than I am to see most people. Yeah that's me right NOW! :) Funny Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share If you don't get me what I want this year, then CHRIST will stick M up your ASS ! Christmas Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share I hate when people see me at the super market & are like "hey what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants" says these r the new days of the week: Moanday, Tongueday, Wetday, Threesumday, Fingerday, Sexday, & Suckday! LoL Cool Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share what hurts the most is knowing u lied to me after i gave u plenty of chances to tell the truth Oh My God I stood on a cornflake.so i guess I'm a cereal killer now Cool Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper +1 Share I hate it when I'm singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong Mixed Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share says Drink Triple, See Double & if u don't remember it, it didn't happen :) Funny Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share . It takes 6 hours to open Christmas gifts.Funny15 Insightful3 WTF?5 GTFO!8 #16799XyuppiMy thoughts and prayers go out to all the people spending Christmas with family who voted differently than they did.Funny31 Insightful5 WTF?9 GTFO!13 Top UsersXyuppiCyberbillyAmigoNovellRobert ZunickSearch Go! Next →Post Randomonium, LLP - 2018. You never know when you might accidentally hit a home run! Witty Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share says: If I wanted your opinion I would have ripped your head off and squeezed it out of you; otherwise sit back and shut up! Bitchy Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share giving up hurts the most. (Toni Daniels) - I should be able to park in an expecting mother parking space if am waiting for my mom, right? (Ben Iz Bshop) - When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy. (Toni Daniels) - *nodding head* Oh, I understand now! me not understanding anything that you're saying (Tim TheStache) - Just because someone says mean things to you and acts like they're better than you, that's no reason to be rude back to me. (Karanbir Singh Tinna) - I just drew a jelly smile on my toast with a squeeze bottle but I still don't believe it is happy. 403 Forbidden.. Wait for the one who will walk to the ends of the earth to put you back together. He showed up unarmed so either he is about to forfeit or he misunderstood me but I'm about to stab him anyways. I mean we were together for 3 1/2 seasons!Funny19 Insightful-1 WTF?8 GTFO!16 #16800XyuppiThe downside of being a bomb disposal technician. Wednesday, November 11, 2015 THE BEST FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES: 11/11/15 Would you like to know what a few of the best, most random MSIB status updates were, on this date, November 11th (2011-2014)? You're in luck! -I've just eaten* sixteen bunches of grapes** *drunk **bottles of wine (Danny Coleiro) - Why do I get the feeling that a lot of you are using Facebook as a substitution for prescription meds? (MY STATUS IS BADDEST) - Life is filled with people who either take too much medication or not enough. (Donny Norris) - It's amazing how many opinions you can form about a person based on the way they drive. (Todd Landon Wildig) - Hey, drunk! I'm Facebook friends! (MY STATUS IS BADDEST) - I fold down my laptop screen very slowly at night so I don't squish you guys. If you thought this was leading up to something good, well that's life. Posting facebook statuses will make more people follow your timeline on Facebook. Break Ups Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share .feels like they is a few fries short of a Happy Meal today! Crazy Add background Gothic Bokeh Chalkboard Cliffs Grass Sky Hearts Paper 0 Share 1. (Chris Batchelor) - I hope that Jessica Biel has a son someday and names him Batmo. Links to this post Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to FacebookShare to Pinterest Labels: 2015 FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES, AWESOME STATUS UPDATES, CLEVER FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES, FUNNY PICTURES TO POST ON FACEBOOK, HILARIOUS FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES, WITTY FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES . Seems like only yesterday it was 8,178. (Jennifer Holmes Hallman) - Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving a FB notification after the weekend that says, You have been tagged in a photo". (MY STATUS IS BADDEST) - Skdjhsf*kjhc7^kjshcgs someone ROFL and still typing, probably. Type of Status 2012 Academy Awards Addiction advertsing alcohol Angry April Fools assorted Barney Stinson Beer broke Canada Day Canadian CERN Charlie Sheen Christmas clever Cold conceited Cool current affairs deep Dharma dos equis Earth Hour economy education ego employment excuses favourite Freezing General George W Bush God Particle guitar hero iii Halloween Higgs Boson HOT How I Met Your Mother Justin Bieber Kanye West Life LOST Love Mad miscellaneous Modern Family money movie music new year's resolution News off-wall One Liner Oscars poop pop-philosophy quotes random reflections Research Sarah Palin sayings School seinfeld simpsons slacker slogans spinal tap St. (Danny Coleiro) - If you write "Happy Birthday" on someone's Facebook wall with no exclamation mark, I'm afraid you have no soul. Security CheckPlease enter the text belowCan't read the text above?Try another text or an audio captchaEnter the text you see above.Why am I seeing this?Security CheckThis is a standard security test that we use to prevent spammers from creating fake accounts and spamming users.Submit.. (Dorraj Koob) - Keep scrolling, I got nothin. (Shafique Khatri) - I love all my Facebook friends .except for you # 139.you, sir are an a$$hole. Weekly Top Latest Best . 8. 10. 403 Forbidden.. 4 5a02188284

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